Perguntas e respostas

Aki vão algumas perguntas e respostas engraças e desnecessárias:

Dois amigos que não se vêm há algum tempo encontram-se num sitio inesperadamente e um deles pergunta:
-Manel estás aqui?

Bem se ele o esta a ver e porque ele esta ali, a não ser k seja um fantasma. Lol

Alguém liga para o telefone de casa para saber se os donos da casa já chegaram ou já saíram e pergunta quando lhe atendem o telefone:
-Já chegaram/ Ainda está em casa?

Se lhe estão a atender o telefone e porque estão em casa ora pk já chegaram ora pk inda n saíram e impossível atenderem o telefone e n estarem em casa! LOL


Quando alguém bate a campanhia de um prédio e quando do outro lado perguntam quem é a pessoa que tocou a campanhia responde:

-Sou eu.

Interessante era no mínimo estranho que não fosse a própria pessoa, se foi ele k tocou de certeza k e um eu. DAH


Estas coisa acontecem tds os dias e tds nós dizemos e tds nos rimos disto. Se se lembrarem de mais alguma pergunta/resposta estranha digam.

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